Blasphemy

A GOLD Coast teenager who wore a T-shirt by English extreme metal band Cradle of Filth that reads ‘Jesus is a c**t’ has been charged with offensive behaviour.

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Clearly the police were unavailable for comment, so the journalist naturally went to the church for comment.

Reverend Matt Hunt (whose brother Mike was tragically unavailable for comment with regards to this story) had this to say:

“It’s a degrading word to use and Jesus is anything but that. It’s like calling white black.”

Right on the money padre! Personally, being white, if someone called ME black I’d be fucking outraged.

I don’t know how many of us read Kotaku (besides Dave who seems to post various tidbits here and there) but have you seen the pricing of this game in Europe or?

$378

Are you kidding me? Thats absolutely fucking ridiculous. Atleast they’re getting the game, I can’t see an Australian version coming out anytime soon.
What a joke.

Guess I should start learning to play real instruments.

This was taken a few years back at one of Tex’s get together thingos. I don’t remember exactly what year, but it was good friday, and in the spirit of good taste the boys decided to have a barbeque.

“It’s the sin that makes it taste good!”

We all had a bit of a laugh, then I got to thinking…

It turns out that some parts of the interwebs say that it isn’t sinful to dine on dead animals.

Anyone know the real facts of the matter?

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