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We told you we had plenty of great surprises up our sleeves, and with great pleasure today we are able to announce the return of the Vans Warped Tour to Australian shores after a 6 year absence. We’re not going to spill all the beans just yet, an official announcement will be made in our weekly newsletter this Friday April 4th. I hope you are signed up! If not, join now [Here]. We can tell you though that the tour will take place early summer and visit locations such as Brisbane, Byron Bay, Dee Why, Ulladulla, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth! Sit tight, and await all the information in the mailout later this week!

YEAHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
I know its April 1st, so i AM taking this with a grain of salt. or whatever the saying is.
fuck off its 1 am cunts.
it best be true or heads will roll.
head will roll, throats will be slit, blood will flow like springs of water.

ie, protest the motherfucking hero better be coming.

IMPORTANT MEDICAL INFORMATION!

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage. So, the next time you get a

black eye, here’s how to treat it…..

Administer treatment ‘till pain & swelling are gone…

Caution: ? This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas.

Gave a firm kick and said, hey jack, remember all this stuff?
And of course, i remember it all, far too well.

After the jump, theres a far more homosexual version. Dare you to sit through it.

Who here likes Winnie Cooper? Who thought she was a whore and Kevin Arnold should have danced in her entrails?

It doesn’t matter. Here is a collection of pics someone has rounded up. And here is a pic that I ‘found’:

Honestly, I was heaps bored after i got home from work and I was thinking that the big AJ needs a logo of some description, so i made one in about 3 minutes with a generally basic idea.
I think that some of you crazy photoshop types should make one!

Read More for my idea brosefs and hosefs

Most influential self-help program on the internet.

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Amazing!

My Take: The Gaslight Anthem - Sink or Swim.
Having never really liked/listened to Against Me! or The Bouncing Souls I didn’t really understand why this band received so much hype after releasing this, their first album. The New Jersey Punk scene sound has never really done much for my ears, but i really needed a change up from the grinding screamo/emo/hardcore bands that seem to flood every orifice of the interwebs.

Okay, so i didn’t get the units i expected, but this is still amazing right?

Recently, Agarjelly.com was contacted by Satan. He was extremely angry (as usual) that he was not contacted by Agarjelly.com to give his point of view on things after we had given his old sparring partner Jesus Christ the opportunity to speak.