Rant

It’s 2008 and the world is up Shit Creek. Or at least it would be, but due to climate change Shit Creek is now a silty dustbowl, and since you lost your job luxuries such as paddles are well and truly off the shopping list.

Planes are falling out of the sky, the world’s economy is in meltdown, religious and ideological wars are raging all across the planet. This all sounds quite familiar actually – hey, isn’t this what Y2K was supposed to be like?

The fucking university (RMIT) website is down again. Fat lot of good it does someone who is trying to make a living as well as study and only normally gets night times to log in and do some constructive work.

So Instead I listen to D’espairsRay.

Forget about Nikki Webster Vagina. Heather Mills is a whore.

“Beatrice only gets £35,000 a year - so obviously she’s meant to travel B class while her father travels A class, but obviously I will pay for that.” - bbc

In case you missed the gridlock or unusually high concentration of knuckle-dragging fuckwits in town, the Clipsal 500 has once again rolled into Adelaide.