wtf?

Came across this little gem whilst perusing ye olde IMDB.

Game, set for release in September 2009, chronicles “a future-world where humans can control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online gaming environments”.

It features King Leonidas in the leading role, ably supported by the likes of John Leguizamo, Dexter from Dexter, and Peter Petrelli portraying a character named Rick Rape.

I don’t want to speculate on what Rick Rape’s specialty might be, but I can only assume that in the future, rickrolling gets completely out of hand.

I’ve never been this excited to see anything, ever. No really.

This ad appeared on my Windows Live Messenger this morning:

The exceptionally ambiguous wording aside (I can only assume some sort of Engrish translation has taken place) I’m fairly sure I could mount a solid argument for at least two of those movies “speaking about robots”.

Soundwave Festival 2009 Announcement Tuesday at Midnight.

If interested in early-bird tickets, I guess you can click here.

I just stopped by Myspace, as I do most every day of my sad and sorry life.

The featured band for today is: The XBOX Boys;

Listen to their hit new single “Master Chief” today!
They are fairly horrible, but amusing, if they make a living from this, they are doing well

Oh, the automobile. You get me where I need to go.
Most of the time, that involves getting me from location A, back to the Mothership: my humble abode in the northern suburbs.
On those occasions, there is a final stretch of road that I must cross. There have been many tales of men who have gone insane just trying to navigate this strip of asphalt, hell, there are even skeletons hanging from trees on the way home. I manage to overcome it or drive around it or even speed through it most times but on the odd occasion a creature so foul awakes from its lice infested den and crawls out into the sun.

Such a creature does not exist I hear you say!
Then let me proclaim the scourge of Piper Street:

The Dole-Bludger.

Video after the jump of a fucking retard.

And I want to congratulate Jackson on his conduct with the smelly fucking dole bludging retarded wastes of air, Dave and Jason, today. It got physical, and it was cool.

And for the boys:

MEGAN FOX TOPLESS with little things on her nipples!

More after the jump

YEAH! smart guy mullet pinup dude Macgyver is being made into another ACTION PACKED GADGET HOMEBREW movie. They will probably use all sorts of NEW and UP TO DATE h4xxoring tools like hacking into the bad guy’s WIFI network using a coke can, a gum wrapper and an ipod shuffle.

This guy’s wifi hack did not work:

Here is the full story.

It makes me proud to have been born in the Philippines.

I played this game quite a while ago, but have since been reintroduced to it’s fun.

I beat your score Jackson:

What I want to know is why John Howard is riding one?