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This fell under the radar a bit (well, my radar anyway) but apparently Roy & H.G. have left Triple J. They’ve signed on with the struggling Triple M, and will be that station’s latest in a string of drive-time hosts attempting to compete with the impossibly popular Hamish & Andy.

This all came as a bit of a shock to me. It feels like Roy & H.G. have been blithering away on Sunday afternoons since forever. I find it hard to fathom that their meandering delivery style and obscure sporting references will really draw in the numbers Triple M want at 5pm on a weekday. Not like I’ll even be able to judge for myself though, since they’re broadcasting to the east coast only. Face, meet palm.

And you 7-foot Sudanese dudes wonder why I give you such a wide berth. Could it be because you might be packing knives and looking for someone to kill?

No wai. That would be a racial stereotype!

Will probably be the best tour of the year.
Fowler’s June 9.

I don’t know if you know that i know that we all knew, but pretty much they knew.
Uh, okay.

Wednesday night I caught a bus to melbourne with a couple of lads who rock the proverbial cazbah. [sp?] As it turns out, i took stupids amounts of photos, got next to no sleep, saw 5 of my favourite bands, raped a minor, visited the zoo, used public toilets as changerooms and didnt pay for using the tram.

The experience can be seen, read and thought about after the jump

Firstly… Yes, I am a sellout.

Secondly, picture of my stitches after the jump. Yessss!

Just a little FYI, if you care. Jeffbrew used to be hosted by MDwebhosting. We are now being hosted by Jumba. I saw this ad on the front page of Jumba, it looks like we weren’t the only people burned by MDwebhosting’s suckiness.

Ok, we are going get twice the trade-in value on cans and bottles when we bring them to the recycling depot. It also looks like we’ll be paying more for beer though, so they cancel out like spraying deodorant onto your stinky jeans because you are too lazy to wash them.

While we are being ripped off, it seems that they’ve got their priorities straight up in the Scottish highlands. Beer is cheaper than water.

From the Poughkeepsie Jounal:

Officer Garth Mason was on Market Street at 6:37 p.m. when he saw a car, operated by Landocalrissan Butler, 27, of Winnikee Avenue, speeding and moving into the officer’s lane, almost striking his car, said Deputy Chief Tom Ghee.

Here we are, agarjelly is good to go. Consider this your “HELLO WORLD”