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Came across this little gem whilst perusing ye olde IMDB.

Game, set for release in September 2009, chronicles “a future-world where humans can control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online gaming environments”.

It features King Leonidas in the leading role, ably supported by the likes of John Leguizamo, Dexter from Dexter, and Peter Petrelli portraying a character named Rick Rape.

I don’t want to speculate on what Rick Rape’s specialty might be, but I can only assume that in the future, rickrolling gets completely out of hand.

I’ve never been this excited to see anything, ever. No really.

Staying on topic more or less…

I think it’s an absolute joke that people can sit through this shit.

The Happening is an astoundingly terrible movie. It’s hard to believe this was written and directed by the same guy who did The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable.

Mark Kermode called the film sanctimonious. I’d agree with that. I’m starting to think M. Night Shyamalan is a fucking douchebag too. Oh sure, he’ll come up with some way to explain away all the stupid writing, acting, direction. But that’ll just be a theory. He’ll still be a fucking douchebag apologist for ignorance.

Mike Nelson, bring on the Rifftrax please.

I like the look of this movie.

Because Brad Pitt MAKES MY ROBOT GROIN ATTACHMENTS ACTIVATE.

… eh hmm. yes. excuse me…

Poultrygeist

It has butt plugs, a chicken headed penis monster, lesbians, zombies, a gay mexican masturbating into a chicken grinder, and a fat man projectile pooing.

You cannot ask for more in a movie. Especially not from Troma.

From the upcoming title Pathology

Okay, so i didn’t get the units i expected, but this is still amazing right?

This first video is a little old now, but is no less brilliant.

Incidentally, anyone who hasn’t seen Judd Apatow’s other cancelled series Undeclared should definitely do so. It’s funny.